I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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