Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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