vagina is talking i cant
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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