She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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