he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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