I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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