What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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