That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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