i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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