have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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