i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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