Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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