How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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