Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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