That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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