On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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