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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
tell me about the fingering
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