I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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