lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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