dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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