Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
