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Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

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And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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(706): Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn (706): And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her http://tfl.nu/b039

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i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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(516): i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk http://tfl.nu/o6oo

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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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(514): in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview http://tfl.nu/us78

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(513): I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim. http://tfl.nu/b9e4

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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday

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(701): Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday http://tfl.nu/rqca

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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...

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(701): My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this... http://tfl.nu/7jfd

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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me

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(978): literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me http://tfl.nu/9ayb

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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.

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(608): Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again. http://tfl.nu/9jrz

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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.

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(440): i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me. http://tfl.nu/a0ta

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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.

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(601): Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back. http://tfl.nu/ihr9

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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...

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(913): Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen... http://tfl.nu/fq09

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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear

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(336): I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear http://tfl.nu/gomj

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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.

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(780): If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference. http://tfl.nu/ntxg

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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .

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(304): I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved . http://tfl.nu/02ua

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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.

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(914): It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup. http://tfl.nu/9ulw

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