I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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