ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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