angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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