I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i was born a porn star she said
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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