My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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