How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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