we have officially lost it.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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