And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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