i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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