I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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