I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We have started to decorate penises.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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