As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions