and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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