did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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