I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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