That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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