So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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