Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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