How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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