the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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