Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A+ Viking dick
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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