you win again, gameday.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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