I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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