It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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