dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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