I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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