So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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