oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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