Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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